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weedjoke420:

i ate a salad where are my abs

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lavidapoliglota:

learning modern languages is overrated. learn a dead language so you can speak to the dead

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thoodleoo:

alexander the “great.” alexander the “no really i’m fine.” alexander the “i mean i’m alright i guess.” alexander the “whatever, it’s okay”

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